Monologue - Caveman

(Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.)

The other day, while I was walking through the dense jungle, I saw something. I was just out for some air, since my pet dinosaur was having some digestive problems.

(Grunt. Grunt.)

Anyways, so there I was, alone; in the middle of the jungle. Like usual, it was silent, except for the constant crunch of fallen leaves beneath my over-sized feet. I swung my heavy club on my right and carried a large thigh bone over my left shoulder.

(Grunt.)

I heard something that day - from behind a boulder. I turned to look and saw MY BOYFRIEND with ANOTHER CAVEGIRL! Like a T-REX, I jumped and ran with my powerful legs and shrieked, "Seriously! Seriously!" until I reached them. With my tiny arms and even smaller hands, I grabbed my boyfriend and his lover and slapped them twice.

(Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.)

And then, he broke my heart. How? He snatched the thigh bone from my shoulder and hit me. I hit him back with the sharp teeth hanging in my messy hair. It was a battle to the end, but I lost, and that's why I'm telling you my story in heaven, with a broken heart, literally.

(Grunt.)

NOTE TO LAURA: I hope that you like it and understand what I'm saying. Please let me know if you need any clarification. Have fun! I look forward to reading your monologue!